- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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