What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

So a bar walks into a man...

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Knock knock.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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