- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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America

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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