- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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