- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Anyone can post anything.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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