What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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