- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

AIDS

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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