What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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