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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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