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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Link ate ink to make him sink.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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