the economy.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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poo

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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