Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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who do we all like george goodburn

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kieran is a homosexual

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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