- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

This sentence is a lie.

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