- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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