Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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your mom.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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