- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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