- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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