The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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