- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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