Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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