- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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