- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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