How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What does? 42

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Denard Robinson

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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