- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Justin beiber's penis

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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