- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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