- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

I just threw up..In my pants.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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