- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Dislike if you are a prostitute

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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