Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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I? Everett

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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WNBA

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Obama = ebola

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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