- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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