Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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