Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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