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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Whats 1+1? window!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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