Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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