Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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