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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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