- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

taking out the trash... at night

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

human centipede

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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