- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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