Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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hello anomonous

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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