What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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