Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a black man? Rob

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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