- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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