- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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