- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Knock Knock Who's there

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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