- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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