- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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