Q: are you gay? A: maybe

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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