A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Obama lin Baden.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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