- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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