- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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