Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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