whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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