- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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