How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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