A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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