- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

12 niqqa 12.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

rent a cops

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

batman farted so hes retarded

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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