- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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