- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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