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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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