- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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