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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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