This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope, expectation and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going to venture into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there that Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down in the family's precious leather chair, looked her in the eye and whispered a sweet farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible, so now he is armed with the fact that his father is there for him, to help him further his adventure. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He grabbed his stash of Cool Original Doritos, took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena, got his Grandfather's lucky medallion and his inhaler and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, used the straw to puncture a hole through which to drink, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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