Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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snowglobe

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Communism hehe xd

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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