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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...