- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What's funny? Women's rights.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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