- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What do black people eat? Food.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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