- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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