- Anti Joke

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Roses are red, yup.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K