Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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