Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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I'm Polish.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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