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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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