Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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