- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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