roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A man did not like this site

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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