- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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