- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

pull my finger (farts)

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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