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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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