Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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* anti-punchline

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Sex

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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