Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

civil rights

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

batman farted so hes retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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