- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

men's rights activists

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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