- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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