Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Yo Momma is not fat.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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