- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

How old is victor? Half past dead

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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