Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

David Cameron

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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