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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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