How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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