What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Turkey Balls

Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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