Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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men's rights activists

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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