what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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