- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

God is real.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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