- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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