- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A man did not like this site

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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