- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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