speak now or forever hold your pee

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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