Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Face Hunter is scum

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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