- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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