- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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