How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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