- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What stops a train? A missile

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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