josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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