why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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