Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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I'm rick james bitch

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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