- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

knock knock come in

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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