- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

knock knock? come in

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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