Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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woman's rights

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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