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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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