So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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