Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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