You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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