- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What's 9+10 Ebola

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Justin Bieber

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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