Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Indians

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hi jonny

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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