Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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roses are red poo is poo

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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