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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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