What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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