- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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