- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Communism hehe xd

You are joking right?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

A man goes to the potty.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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