- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

This is not a joke.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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