A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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