What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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