- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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