- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What's just not right? Left

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

all your base are belong to mark

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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