- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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