Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

why dont they make black forks

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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