- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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