Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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