"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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