- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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