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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

I love pissing people off :P

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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