- Anti Joke

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

SHUT UP JP

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.