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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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