- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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