- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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