The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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miha kako si?

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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