what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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