- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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