would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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