whats my name? Matt

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Pickles

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

No it doesnt..

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

So a baby seal walks into a club

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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