- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Wait! hundred billions!

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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