Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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