what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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A man walks into a vagina

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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