- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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