Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Roses are red.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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