- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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