- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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