- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What's long and black The unemployment line

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

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