- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

One, two, three, four and five

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Robin get in the batmobile!

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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