- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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