How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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a man checks his mypsace

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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