There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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womans rights...

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Women's Rights

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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