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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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