- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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