- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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