what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's white and gluey Glue

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

school homewrok

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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