- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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