- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

salad days!

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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