- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

hey hey apple

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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