- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

One, two, three, four and five

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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