- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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