- Anti Joke

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

woman's rights

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Tunechi

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

I? Everett

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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