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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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