- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

An man walks to a bra

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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