- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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