Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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