- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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