- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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