The chickens have become self-aware!

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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