I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

your mom.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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