- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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