- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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