What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

what did the black women name her child jamaal

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

binladin walks into the american seals

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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