Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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