Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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