Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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