- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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