What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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were you expecting a joke

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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What does? 42

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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