- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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