What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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