How old are you? 7

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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