Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Your mom is not fat!

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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oh hey.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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