Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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