Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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whats 2+2? 4

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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