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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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