How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Anti Joke

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