What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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