why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Shltskc gw? G

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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star wars kid

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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