- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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