- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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