- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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