se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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PENIS :)

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Charlie Sheen

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