I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Charlie Sheen

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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