What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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