- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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