Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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A car walks into a bar.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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penis in the camel

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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