- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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